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ATTN: calling all jewfros! calling all vulnerable muppet-eyed men! calling all slender gentlemen with pretty faces! Yes. you will be on this blog. welcome to my undifferentiated fangirling.

inturlrude:

what the fuck is happening over in America?

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pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

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— 11 hours ago with 42942 notes

“Self Portrait (Eyes Closed)”. Taken by Warhol in 1979.

“Self Portrait (Eyes Closed)”. Taken by Warhol in 1979.

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— 11 hours ago with 18049 notes

carnahan:

azucena1202:

thestraggletag:

thief-in-the-dark:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Hannibal Buress - (x)

This is why shouting at people who are ignorant doesn’t work.

Bless this.

This^

Tumblr, take note.

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— 12 hours ago with 110481 notes

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

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— 12 hours ago with 283742 notes
#omg  #same 

tomhazeldine:

 Perfect people do perfect things. [x]

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— 12 hours ago with 14997 notes
#tom hiddleston 

tomhazeldine:

And in that moment we were the apple guy.

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themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

kingatticus:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:



WHY
THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU


JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.

It’s almost as bad as mum season.

What the fuck is a mum?

OH MY GOD. IS IT REALLY A TEXAS ONLY THING?!
For Homecoming, students make these THINGS from HELL that have excess amounts of ribbons and bells and they wear them all the time. They are usually placed on prize winning livestock, but somehow they made their way into schools. They have huge mums at the top, and they just get bigger and bigger each year. Sometimes they are completely covered in them. One day the students are just going to morph into one.
You knew when the season was coming because you could hear a horrifying jingle in the distance while you sleep.
They cost hundreds of dollars to make, or buy pre-made for the bigger ones. The bigger the better, and the more souls you sacrificed to get it.



What the fuck, Texas?

You don’t understand: homecoming is serious business here.
Also… is this REALLY a Texas only thing?

1. What the hell is your definition of a mum all I can see is these kids carrying their mothers around on their backs 24/7
2.  I thought Homecoming was like a big dance at the end of the year, like Prom?? Why is there livestock at homecoming??? I dont understand???????

whAT THE FUCK IS A MUM IN THIS CONTEXT I’M SO CONFUSED

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

kingatticus:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

WHY

THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU

JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.

It’s almost as bad as mum season.

What the fuck is a mum?

OH MY GOD. IS IT REALLY A TEXAS ONLY THING?!

For Homecoming, students make these THINGS from HELL that have excess amounts of ribbons and bells and they wear them all the time. They are usually placed on prize winning livestock, but somehow they made their way into schools. They have huge mums at the top, and they just get bigger and bigger each year. Sometimes they are completely covered in them. One day the students are just going to morph into one.

You knew when the season was coming because you could hear a horrifying jingle in the distance while you sleep.

They cost hundreds of dollars to make, or buy pre-made for the bigger ones. The bigger the better, and the more souls you sacrificed to get it.

What the fuck, Texas?

You don’t understand: homecoming is serious business here.

Also… is this REALLY a Texas only thing?

1. What the hell is your definition of a mum all I can see is these kids carrying their mothers around on their backs 24/7

2.  I thought Homecoming was like a big dance at the end of the year, like Prom?? Why is there livestock at homecoming??? I dont understand???????

whAT THE FUCK IS A MUM IN THIS CONTEXT I’M SO CONFUSED

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— 12 hours ago with 132146 notes
a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

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— 12 hours ago with 38242 notes
tomhanksy:

That street art life though.

tomhanksy:

That street art life though.

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— 12 hours ago with 91517 notes

conciditxfractum:

shertsons-shit:

maybe-send-me-an-angel:

omg

The best thing about Jared Padalecki is that he seems like he would be really serious and maybe even scary when you first see him but then he’s actually just really fucking weird and pulls shit like this all the time.

cute lil fucker

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— 12 hours ago with 82120 notes
#spn  #Jared Padalecki 

hotsouthernstubbornponymess:

jossmayfair:

YEAH

BECAUSE

YOU 

NEVER

DO ANYTHING

TO ASK FOR TROUBLE

RIGHT?

All of this

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